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Accept gladly what you get
It's probably a lot better
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Danish Proverb
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At least you're not
A complete idiot
Some parts are missing |
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Be careful of your thoughts
They may break into words
at any time |
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Be not afraid
of growing slowly
Be afraid only of standing still |
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Be quiet and look stupid
Rather than speak
and remove all doubt |
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Benjamin Franklin
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Be thankful for your problems.
If they were less difficult, someone
with less ability would have your job. |
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Do not squander time
for that is the stuff
life is made of |
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Ted Turner
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Don't argue with a fool
Bystanders won't know
which is which |
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Don't be afraid
to go out on a limb.
That's where the fruit is. |
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Don't be superior
to someone else
Be superior to your former self |
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Whitney Young
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Don’t grumble that roses
have thorns. Be thankful
thorns have roses |
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Don’t put others in
their place. Put yourself
in their place |
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Dream as if you'll live
forever. Live as if
you'll die tomorrow |
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Everyone should travel
if only to get acquainted with
the comforts of home |
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Follow your dreams.
Except that one where
you're at school in your underwear |
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GENTS: If you sprinkle
When you tinkle, Please
be kind, leave none behind |
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Good advice is no
better than poor advice
unless you follow it |
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If effort expended making excuses
were used to find a way
What a vast difference it would make |
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If you cant pay your bills
Be grateful
you're not your creditor |
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Harry Truman
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If you think nobody cares about you
Try missing a few payments |
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If you're all wrapped up
in yourself
You're the same as naked |
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Keep your words soft and tender
You may have to EAT them |
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Never put off to tomorrow
what you can put off
to the day after tomorrow |
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Mark Twain
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Offering good advice
may be grand and noble but it's
not the same as a helping hand |
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Quite a few people
owe their success
to advice they didn't take. |
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Shoot for the moon.
Even if you miss
you'll land among the stars |
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W.C. Fields
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Mark Twain
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Three most important things in life
Be kind. Be kind. Be kind,. |
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Henry James
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To deserve praise and not get it
is better than to get it
and not deserve it |
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Wait not till tomorrow to be wise
Tomorrow's sun
may never rise |
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When opportunity knocks
Don’t be one who complains
about the noise |
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Yogi Berra
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Write something
That will live on forever
Sign a MORTGAGE |
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