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A tourist is a fellow who travels
thousands of miles so he can be
photographed in front of his car |
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Emile Ganest
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Always drive
so that your license
will expire before you do |
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Cars wouldn't be so dangerous if the
horsepower of the engine were in
proportion to the horse sense of the driver |
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the Tappet Brothers
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DRIVE CAREFULLY
The other guy's car
may not be insured either |
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Driving a $20,000 Car
Pulling a $30,000 trailer
Looking for a FREE place to camp |
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Eliminate traffic congestion
Legalize VEHICULAR WEAPONRY |
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Forget About World Peace
Visualize Using
YOUR TURN SIGNAL |
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If the universe is expanding
Why cant I find
A PARKING SPACE? |
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If you can read this
I can slam on my brakes
and sue you! |
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Many nuts hold a car
together but just one can
scatter it all over the road |
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Service station rest rooms are locked
For fear someone will clean them |
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Some people just don't
know how to drive
Everybody except me |
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Michael R Clarke
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The Automobile did away with Horses
Now its working on PEOPLE |
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The wheel was
man's greatest invention
until he got behind it |
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There are two kinds of pedestrians
The QUICK and the DEAD |
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Two Kinds of Car Trouble
Either the car wont start
Or the PAYMENTS WONT STOP |
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Upside down sign on Jeep bumper
IF YOU CAN READ THIS
PLEASE FLIP ME OVER |
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