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Death
#1 fear is public speaking and
#2 is death so if you go to a funeral
you're better off being the speaker
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Better is a little kindness bestowed
while living than an extravagant
floral display at the grave
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DEATH
Is just a Transfer
To the HOME OFFICE
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Death
the poor man's doctor
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Death is a very
embarrassing event
to the ego
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 Wayne W. Dyer 
 
Death is nature's way of
telling you to
slow down
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 Dick Sharples 
 
Death is only a comma
Not a period, in the story of life
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Don’t take life too seriously
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Dying by drowning in varnish
Provides the best finish
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Everybody's got
to die sometime.
That's life!
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 Archie Bunker 
 
Everything Has A Remedy
Except DEATH
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Health is just
the SLOWEST way to death
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How to live to be 100
DONT DIE
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I don't want to achieve immortality
through my work, I want to achieve
it through not dying
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 Woody Allen 
 
I know of nobody
who has a mind
to die this year
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 William Shakespear 
 
I want to die like my grandfather -
peacefully in his sleep - not like the
other three screaming people in the car
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 Joey Adams 
 
I've used up all my sick days
So I'm calling in DEAD
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If you don't go to
people's funerals
they won't come to yours
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It is important that
when we come to die
we have nothing to do but die
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 Charles Hodge 
 
It's not dying that bothers me
it the not
being here anymore
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It's not that I'm afraid to die
I just dont want to be there
when it happens
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 Woody Allen 
 
Life is like a B-movie. You don't
want to leave in the middle of it
but you don't want to see it again
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 Ted Turner 
 
Live as long as you like
It won't shorten how long
you're dead
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No matter how glum the future looks
most people want to be
around to see it
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No one loves life
like him that's growing old
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 Sophocles 
 
Sign on a funeral home -
Drive carefully
we can wait
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 Wanda L. Piccini 
 
The last suit I wear
wont need any pockets
I wont be taking anything with me
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 Wayne W. Dyer 
 
The more you complain
the longer God
makes you live
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The secret to longevity
is to keep breathing
 
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 Sophie Tucker 
 
The sorrow of death
Can be overshadowed
 by the love of life
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The tragedy of life is not
that it ends so soon, but that
we wait so long to begin it.
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 W.M. Lewis 
 
When the game is done
the king and the pawn
go into the same box
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 Italian Proverb 
 
When you pass on
Will the mourners
Outnumber the cheering section?
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Where you go hereafter
depends on what
you go after here
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Why do we kill people
 who kill people to show people
that killing people is wrong?
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 RHW 
 
You are but a leaf
on the tree of life
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You believe in life after death?
Mess with my truck
And you'll know for sure
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You know you're getting older
when Happy Hour
is a nap
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Youth is fleeting
but immaturity can
last a lifetime
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