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#1 fear is public speaking and
#2 is death so if you go to a funeral
you're better off being the speaker |
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Better is a little kindness bestowed
while living than an extravagant
floral display at the grave |
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Wayne W. Dyer
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Dick Sharples
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Death is only a comma
Not a period, in the story of life |
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Archie Bunker
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I don't want to achieve immortality
through my work, I want to achieve
it through not dying |
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Woody Allen
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William Shakespear
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I want to die like my grandfather -
peacefully in his sleep - not like the
other three screaming people in the car |
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Joey Adams
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If you don't go to
people's funerals
they won't come to yours |
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It is important that
when we come to die
we have nothing to do but die |
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Charles Hodge
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It's not dying that bothers me
it the not
being here anymore |
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It's not that I'm afraid to die
I just dont want to be there
when it happens |
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Woody Allen
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Life is like a B-movie. You don't
want to leave in the middle of it
but you don't want to see it again |
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Ted Turner
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Live as long as you like
It won't shorten how long
you're dead |
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No matter how glum the future looks
most people want to be
around to see it |
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Sophocles
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Wanda L. Piccini
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The last suit I wear
wont need any pockets
I wont be taking anything with me |
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Wayne W. Dyer
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Sophie Tucker
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The sorrow of death
Can be overshadowed
by the love of life |
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The tragedy of life is not
that it ends so soon, but that
we wait so long to begin it. |
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W.M. Lewis
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When the game is done
the king and the pawn
go into the same box |
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Italian Proverb
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When you pass on
Will the mourners
Outnumber the cheering section? |
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Why do we kill people
who kill people to show people
that killing people is wrong? |
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RHW
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You believe in life after death?
Mess with my truck
And you'll know for sure |
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