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A Bore someone who
tells you his life story
from A to Zzzzzz |
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A FINE is a tax for doing wrong
A TAX is a fine for doing right |
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A FRIEND is one who
can put a finger on our faults
and not rub it in |
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A GOOD SPEECH
A good beginning and a
good ending close together |
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A Steering Committee -
a group of four people
trying to park a car |
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Advice is that which
the wise don't need
and the fools wont take |
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Kathi Hammer
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Another day older, another day wiser
One out of 2 isn't bad |
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CAPITALISM - the unequal sharing of blessings
SOCIALISM - the equal sharing of misery
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Winston Churchill
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J.C.Watts, Jr
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Confidence - the feeling
you have before
you fully understand the situation |
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Confidence is keeping
your chin up. Overconfidence
is sticking your neck out. |
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CONSCIENCE
Makes you tell your mother
Before your sister does |
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Budd Schulberg
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Conscience
that thing that hurts us
when everything else feels terrific |
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Conscience - something inside
that bothers you when
nothing outside does |
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Conscience - that
still small voice
that makes you still smaller |
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Conversation is an exercise
of the mind. Gossip is only
an exercise of the tongue |
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COURAGE doesn't consist of
feeling no fear
but of conquering fear |
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COURAGE is contagious
When a brave man takes a stand
the spines of others are often stiffened |
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Billy Graham
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Diplomacy is the ability to take
something and make the other fellow
believe he is giving it away |
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DIPLOMACY: The art
of letting someone
else have your way |
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DISCONTENT is the penalty
we must pay for being ungrateful
for what we have |
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DUCT TAPE Is like the Force
It has a light side and a dark side
and it binds the universe together |
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Executive
the guy who can take as long as
he wants to make a snap decision |
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EXPERIENCE
is being able to recognize
a mistake when we make it again |
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EXPERIENCE - Something
you don’t get until
just after you need it |
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Oscar Wilde
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Gossip is something that
goes in one ear
and then another |
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GOSSIP- making a mountain
out of a molehill
just by adding a little dirt |
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Grudges are clots
in the arteries
leading to a happy heart |
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HISTORY
The sum total of things
that could have been avoided |
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Konrad Adenauer
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History does not repeat itself
Historians repeat each other |
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Arthur J. Balfour
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HONESTY is a merchant
with a "Going out of business" sign
who goes out of business |
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Horse sense is
stable thinking coupled
with the ability to say nay |
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Humility is like underwear
Essential - but indecent if it shows |
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Helen Neilson
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Humor
is the hole that lets
the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt |
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I used to say civilization was going
to the dogs, but I have to quit
saying that out of respect for the dogs |
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Vance Havner
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Aristotle
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Jules Renard
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Donald McGannon
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MATURITY
knowing when to speak your mind
and when to mind your speech |
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MEMORY - That thing
that tells a man his
anniversary was yesterday |
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Optimist believes this is the best
of all possible worlds
Pessimist believes this is true |
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POVERTY
A state of mind induced
by the neighbor's new car |
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PROCRASTINATION
is not only the thief of time
it is also the grave of opportunity |
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PROCRASTINATION: Taking
A long time to start to begin
To get ready to commence |
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REFORMER - a fellow who
wants his conscience
to be your guide |
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SILENCE
isn't always golden
Sometimes its just plain yellow |
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Some New Year's resolutions
go in one year
and out the other |
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Speeches are like steer horns
a point here and a point there
and a lot of bull in between |
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Evelyn Anderson
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TACT - the ability
to shut your mouth before
someone else wants to |
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TACT - the ability to
make a point without
making an enemy |
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Tact is rubbing out
another's mistake
instead of rubbing it in |
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Taxpayer - One who works for the
federal government but doesn't have
to take the civil-service exam |
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Ronald Reagan
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The exact age of the human race
is unknown - but it certainly
is old enough to know better |
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The love of liberty is the love
of others The love of power
is the love of ourselves |
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William Hazlitt
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The only difference
Between a rut and a grave
Is the depth |
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The secret of PATIENCE
is doing something else
in the meantime |
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Tanna Masters
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TIME
Nature's way of keeping everything
from happening at once |
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We shall more certainly preserve PEACE
when it is well understood
that we are prepared for war |
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Andrew Jackson
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WORRY never robs tomorrow
of its sorrow, it only
saps today of its strength |
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