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After battling your way to the top
Don’t bottle your way to the bottom |
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Booze adds color.
It gives a red nose, a white liver,
a yellow streak and a blue outlook |
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Don’t drink
to drown your sorrow
Sorrow knows how to swim |
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Don’t Drink and drive
You might hit a bump
And spill your beer |
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Drive sensibly and responsibly
or your present car
may last you a lifetime |
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Everybody should believe
in something. I believe
I'll have another drink |
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It's not a beer gut -
it's a liquid grain
storage facility |
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My doctor says it's OK
to drink like a fish, as long
as I drink what a fish does |
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My liquor is deductible as a
medical expense - My friends
and I drink to each other's health |
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Nothings as stubborn
as a drunk
trying to convince you he isn't |
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Once during Prohibition
I was forced to live for days
on nothing but food and water |
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W.C.Fields
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The life of the party
may become the
death of the highway |
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John Ciardi
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Mark Twain
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You're not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on |
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Dean Martin
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