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Better living through
THEOBROMINE
(stimulant in chocolate) |
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Eat slowly and you'll eat less
Especially in a large family |
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Heart attacks are
God's revenge for
eating His animal friends |
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I didn't fight my way
to the top of the food chain
to be a VEGETARIAN |
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I kept reading that junk food
is unhealthy,
so I gave up reading. |
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I stay away from natural
foods. At my age I need
all the preservatives I can get |
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George Burns
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I used to eat a lot of natural
foods, 'till I heard many
people die of natural causes |
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Marlene Bursell
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I'm from PETA
Drop the knife
and step away from that turkey! |
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If we aren't supposed
to eat animals
why are they made of MEAT? |
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Wanda L. Piccini
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Swallowing our pride is OK
since it is 100% calorie free |
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They say hot dogs
can kill you. How do
they know it's not the bun? |
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Jay Leno
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When man discovered
he couldn't live by bread alone
he invented the sandwich |
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Bob Barnes
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