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A drunk uses a lamp post like a
mathematician uses statistics -
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Mark Twain
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Benjamin Franklin
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Aliens smart enough
to visit Earth
would be smart enough not to |
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Am I not destroying my enemies
when I make friends out of them? |
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Abraham Lincoln
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As scarce as TRUTH is, the supply
has always been in excess
of the demand |
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Josh Billings
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Authority
makes some people grow
while it makes others swell |
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Authority is like a bank account
- the more your draw on it
the less you have |
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Being serious isn't all that
important. What counts is
knowing what to be serious about |
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Blowing your own horn
is usually
defening to the listener |
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Christmas is the time of the year
when mother has to
separate the men from the toys |
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Cooperation will solve many problems.
Even freckles would be a nice tan
if they would get together |
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Despite the high cost of living
it's still extremely popular
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Will Rogers
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Even a fish wouldn't get
into trouble if it
kept its mouth shut |
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Even on the right track
you'll get run over
if you just sit there |
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Will Rogers
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Everyone is kneaded
out of the same dough
but not baked in the same oven |
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Yiddish Proverb
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Everything we do
seeds the future
No action is without consequence |
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Experience
is what you have left
when everything else is gone |
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Fate bestows its favors on those
who put themselves in the
proper attitude to receive them |
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President Calvin Coolidge
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For every action
there is an equal
and opposite criticism |
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William Arthur Ward
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Gambling is like diving into an
empty swimming pool. Chances of hitting
the bottom are about the same |
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God gave us
two ears and one mouth
to use in that proportion |
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He who has an inflated
opinion of himself is likely
a poor judge of human nature |
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He who is carried away
by his own importance
seldom has far to walk back |
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If 50 million people
say a foolish thing
it is still a foolish thing |
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Anatole France
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If you can smile
when things go wrong
you have someone in mind to blame |
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In many beauty shops
the gossip alone
would curl your hair |
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It is better to
look around and prepare
than to look back and regret |
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It often costs a lot of time
and money to find out that
the best things in life are free |
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Judicial silence
is always better than truth
spoken without love |
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Laughter is the brush
that sweeps away the cobwebs
of the human heart |
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Mort Walker
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Life is a great big canvas
Throw all the paint
on it you can |
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Danny Kaye
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Life is a grindstone, but
whether it grinds us down or
polishes us up depends on us |
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L. Thomas Holdcroft
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Life's greatest joys - Getting
the last laugh - Having the last
word - Paying the last installment |
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Carpenter's maxim
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More people fail from
lack of PURPOSE
than from lack of TALENT |
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Billy Sunday
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Nature never intended for us to
pat ourselves on the back. If she had
our hinges would be different |
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No matter how bad your situation
you can lose your temper
and make it worse |
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No wind is the
right wind if you
don't know where the harbor is |
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Nothing destroys the Christmas
spirit faster than
looking for a parking space |
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Nothing is more dangerous
than an idea
when it's the only one you have |
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On the road between
the homes of good friends
grass does not grow |
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Norwegian proverb
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One good thing about
Christmas shopping -
it toughens you up for January sales |
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People may doubt what you say,
but they'll always believe
what you do. |
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So called personal disasters
are merely stepping stones
to a better future |
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Ed Mason
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Talkers will stop evil-speaking
when listeners stop evil-hearing
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The bamboo that bends
is stronger than
the oak that resists |
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Japanese Proverb
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The best place to find
a helping hand
is at the end of your own arm |
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The fellow who invented
the eraser had the human
race pretty well sized up |
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The manner
with which it was given
is worth more than the gift |
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The reason many people
have a clean conscience
is that they never use it |
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The roots of happiness
reach deep into
the soil of service |
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The secret of happiness
is not to do what you like
but to like what you do |
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President Calvin Coolidge
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The taste of defeat
has a richness of experience
all its own |
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Bill Bradley
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The thickest cloud
may bring the heaviest
shower of blessings |
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C. S. Lewis
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There are three kinds of lies -
Plain lies, Darn lies,
and statistics! |
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There are two kinds of bores
those who talk too much
and those who listen too little |
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There are two ways of spreading
the light - to be the candle
or the mirror that reflects it |
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Edith Wharton
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There is no mistake as great
as that of thinking
you are always right |
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There's no danger of eyestrain
from looking on
the bright side of things |
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French Proverb
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Think without talking and win
Talk without thinking
and lose |
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This fast age seems
more concerned with speed
than direction |
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Those who fear the future
are likely to fumble the present |
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Henry David Thoreau
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Ben Hecht
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Time is so powerful
it is given to us
only in small doses |
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Time spent in self-improvement
means less time
criticizing others |
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To brighten a friend's life
is to increase the wattage
of your own |
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Today's mighty oak is just
yesterday's little nut
who held it's ground |
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Tomorrow is always on its way
yet never arrives -
unless you have a payment due |
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Truth is like the sun
All that hides it
is a passing cloud |
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Two tragedies in life -
Not getting what one
wants and getting it |
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WARNING
Dates on the calendar
are closer than they appear |
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We dont need more to be
thankful for. We need
to be more thankful |
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What the world needs
is an amplifier
for the still small voice |
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What we learn from history
is that we fail
to learn from history |
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When happiness gets
into your system
it's bound to break out on your face |
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When we forget ourselves
we do things
that will be remembered |
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Turkish Proverb
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Yogi Berra
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You cannot hold a man down
without staying down
with him |
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Booker T. Washington
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Gandhi
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