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A male gynecologist is like
an auto mechanic who
has never owned a car |
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Carrie Snow
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Aaron Matheson
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Dont floss all your teeth
just the ones you want to keep
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Exercise is punishing your legs
for somethiong your mouth did |
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Lily Tomlin
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Get-well cards have become so
humorous that if you don't get sick
you're missing a lot of fun |
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Giving up smoking is easy
Having CANCER is the tough part |
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Ben Franklin
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I don't like the fact that
doctors are referred to
as practicing |
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Janet Schwartz
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I have made it a rule
never to smoke
more than one cigar at a time |
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Mark Twain
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If you smoke, you'll die someday.
If you do it here, you'll die now!
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If you think time
cures everything
try waiting in a doctor's office |
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My doctor said I look
like a million dollars -
green and wrinkled |
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Red Skelton
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PRACTICAL NURSE
One who falls in love
With a WEALTHY PATIENT |
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Wanda L. Piccini
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Wanda L. Piccini
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Some ulcers are caused
by mountain climbing
over molehills |
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The art of medicine consists
of amusing the patient while
nature cures the disease |
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Voltaire
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There's another advantage
in being poor - The doctor
will cure you faster |
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Jacob Braude
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Lucille S. Harper
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When VITAMINS are outlawed
Only OUTLAWS will have vitamins |
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You don't get ulcers from
what you eat but from
what's eating you |
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Vicki Baum
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