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A classified ad "Husband Wanted"
got hundreds of responses
"You can have mine!" |
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A good many things are
easier said than done
including the marriage ceremony |
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A good way to forget
your troubles is to help
others out of theirs |
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A husband knows his wife
loves him when she returns
a dress he can't afford |
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A successful marriage is one
in which you fall in love many times
always with the same person |
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D.W. McLaughlin
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Another reason for unhappy marriages
is that men can't fool their wives
like they could their mothers |
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Another thing marriage
brings out in a lot of men
is silence |
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ARGUEMENT
Two people trying
to get in the last word first |
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Be grateful for doors of opportunity
and for friends
who help oil the hinges |
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Be kind - Remember everyone
you meet is fighting
a hard battle |
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Harry Thompson
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Plato
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Criticism should always
leave a person believing
he has been helped |
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Discussion is an exchange
of knowledge. Arguement is
an exchange of ignorance |
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James Howell
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He who sows seeds
of kindness
will have perpetual harvest |
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Here lies my beloved husband.
May he rest in peace
until we meet again |
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Ed Mason
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If you have problems
tell me about them. If you don't
tell me how you do it |
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If you were someone else
would you want to be friends
with you? |
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It's easier to point
a finger than to
offer a helping hand |
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It's easy to entertain some people
All you have to do is
sit and listen |
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Its better to help a friend
from falling than to
help him up after he falls |
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Kind words
do not wear out the tongue
so speak them often |
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Kindness consists of
loving people
more than they deserve |
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Joseph Joubert
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Kindness is a language
that the deaf can hear
and the blind can see |
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Kindness is something
you can't give away
since it always comes back |
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Kindness makes a fellow feel good
whether it's being done
to him or by him |
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Frank A. Clark
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Love is like a 5 ring circus -
Telephone ring, Engagement ring,
Wedding ring, Teething ring, Suffer-ring |
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Man hasn't spoken to his
wife in years
He didn't want to interrupt her |
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Marriage is like a meal
in which dessert
is the first course |
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Marriage is like a violin.
After the beautiful music is over
the strings are still attached |
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Jacob Braude
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Most people don't know what
true happiness is 'til they get married
and by then it's too late |
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Fibber McGee
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President Calvin Coolidge
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Once a man learns to listen
he and his wife can remain
on speaking terms indefinitely |
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One can pay back the loan of
gold but one lies forever in debt
to those who are kind |
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Malay Proverb
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Japanese Proverb
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Romance goes out the window
when she stops knitting
and starts needling |
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Take time to be courteous -
it is the work of a gentleman |
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The best way to remember
your wife's birthday
is to forget it once |
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The bonds of matrimony
are worthless unless
the interest is kept up |
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The kindness you resolve
to show tomorrow
cures no headache today |
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The man who boasts
that he never made a mistake
has a wife who did |
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The man who raises roses
in his garden also does
a kindness to his neighbors |
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The only thing better
than than a good friend
is one with Chocolate! |
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The trouble with marriage
is not the institution
It's the personnel |
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To marry a woman for
her beauty is like
buying a house for it's paint |
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True charity is helping someone
you have every reason to believe
would not help you |
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Two choices in life -
Stay single and be miserable
or get married and wish you were dead |
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Two periods in a man's life
when he doesn't understand
women - before and after marriage |
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Utility company to customer -
We would be delighted to get a payment
If we dont you will be de-lighted |
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We have two ears
and only one tongue that we
may hear more and speak less |
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Diogenes
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When a man and a woman marry
they become as one - The
problem is deciding which one |
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When you help someone
up a hill you're
a little closer to the top yourself |
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Wherever there is
a human being there
is a chance for kindness |
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Seneca
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Why do we judge ourselves
by our best intentions and
others by their worst faults? |
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Why does the guy with
an hour to kill spend it
with someone who doesn't? |
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Wise words often fall on
barren ground but a kind word
is never thrown away |
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Sir Arthur Helps
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Groucho Marx
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Woman to counselor - that's
my side of the story
now let me tell you his |
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You can never speak a kind
word too soon for you never
know how soon will be too late |
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You can win more friends
with your ears
than with your mouth |
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You've got enemies? Good!
That means you've stood up for
something, sometime in your life! |
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Winston Churchill
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