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A budget is a device
to make you worry about money
before you spend it |
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A dollar doesn't go as far as
it used to but what it lacks in
distance it makes up in speed |
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A fool and his money
are lucky to get together
in the first place! |
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A new car doesn't tell how much
a fellow has but is a good
indication of how nuch he owes |
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Anyone who doesn't think
Christmas lasts all year
doesn't have a charge card |
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At least the kids
can no longer get sick
on a nickel's worth of candy |
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Be kind to people until you
make your first million
After that people will be kind to you |
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Before borrowing money
from a friend, decide
which you want the most |
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By the time a man learns
that money doesn't grow on trees
he's often way out on a limb |
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Christmas is when
Santa comes down the chimney
and your savings go down the drain |
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Funny how $10 looks so big
when you take it to church and
so small when you take it to the store |
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He who is quick
on the draw has
little left in the checking account |
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Her economic philosophy is
middle-of-the-road
She spends money left and right |
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HOW TO KEEP A TIGER FROM CHARGING?
Take away his charge card |
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I figure you have the same
chanceof winning the lottery
whether you play or not |
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Fran Lebowitz
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If all economists were laid end to end
they would not reach a conclusion |
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George Bernard Shaw
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If ignorance paid dividends, most Americans
could make a fortune out of what
they don't know about economics |
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Luther Hodges
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John Wesley
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Many people have
plenty to live on
but nothing to live for |
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MISER - One who is
perfectly content to
let the rest of the world go buy |
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Money CAN buy happiness
You just need to know
where to shop |
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Money can't buy friends
but it does bring you
a better class of enemies |
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Money doesn't make you
completely happy
but it does quiet the nerves |
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Money goes a long ways nowadays.
You can carry a dime around a long time
before finding something you can buy with it |
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Money used to talk
then it whispered
now it just sneaks off |
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Money used to talk
then it whispered
now it just sneaks off |
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President Calvin Coolidge
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Money won't buy happiness but
it will pay the salaries of a large
research staff to study the problem |
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Most people hate change
unless it jingles in their pockets |
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No one would remember the Good Samaritan
if he only had good intentions.
He had money as well |
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Margaret Thatcher
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Nothing outdates a woman's
wardrobe faster than
a raise in salary |
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On Christmas Eve Santa
carries the bag and after
Dad and Mom are holding it |
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One reason they put men's faces
on money is that women are satisfied
to just get their hands on it |
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Only a bank-teller can be
Tall and short at the same time |
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Real poverty is less a state of income
than a state of mind |
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George Gilder
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Some people have no trouble
making ends meet
Their feet are always in their mouths |
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Ten cents used to be a lot of money
How dimes have changed |
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The only trouble with capitalism
is capitalists.
They're TOO DAMN GREEDY |
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Herbert Hoover
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The World's Greatest Comedian -
was the guy who named
them "Easy Payments" |
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There is no dignity quite so impressive
and no independence quite so
important as living within your means. |
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President Calvin Coolidge
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Benjamin Franklin
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Too many folks think
living within their income
is a fate worse than debt |
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Two ways to be rich
an abundance of possessions
or a scarcity of wants |
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We're like a dog chasing his tail
Trying to make ends meet |
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What some people mistake
for the high cost of living is
really the cost of living high |
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Doug Larson
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When we were kids
ten cents was a lot of money
How dimes have changed |
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When your outgo is more than
your income, then your
upkeep will be your downfall |
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