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A race horse takes
several thousand people
for a ride at the same time |
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A wise husband never plants
more garden than his wife
can take care of |
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Baseball is 90 percent
mental. The other half
is physical |
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Yogi Berra
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Cross-eyed discus thrower
didn't set any records
but he sure kept the crowd awake |
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FISHERMEN - The guys with the
far-a-way lake in their eyes.
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Fishing - A jerk on one end
waiting for a jerk
on the other end |
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Fishing is not a matter
of life or death
It's far more important |
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How to come out of poker game
with a small fortune?
Go in with a large one! |
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I look on skiing like standing
in an ice cold shower
while tearing up $100 bills |
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Chad Morgan
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I spend most of my life fishing
The rest is just a waste
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I went to a fight
the other night and a
hockey game broke out |
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Rodney Dangerfield
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If people focused on life's
really important matters, there'd
be a shortage of golf clubs |
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In every walk with nature
one receives far more
than he seeks |
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Its not that I really cheat at golf
I play for my health and a low
score makes me feel better |
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Many a man
too tired to help around the house
plays golf for exercise |
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Only 3% of fishing
is fishing - 97% is
GETTING READY for fishing |
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Skiing combines outdoor
fun with knocking down
trees with your face |
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Dave Barry
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The Earth is 1/4 land & 3/4 Water
So we should spend 3 times longer
FISHING than MOWING |
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Whenever I feel like exercise
I lie down
until the feeling passes |
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Robert M. Hutchins
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Why does man blame fate
for other accidents but feels personally
responsible for a hole in one? |
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