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A bible that's falling apart usually belongs to a person who isn't |
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A collection has been defined as a church function in which many take a passing interest |
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A FOOL is the guy who says Sunday is his only day to rest and gets up at 4:30 am to go fishing |
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A second wind is what some preacher's get when they say "And now in conclusion." |
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All you get is today and next week maybe But today for sure |
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As long as there are exams there will be PRAYER in schools |
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Before you can know the peace of God You must know the God of peace |
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Better be a little late down here Than too early up there |
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Blessings mean I can count on God. Commitment means God can count on me |
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Cars aren't the only things being recalled by their maker |
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Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it |
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Christmas is the time when everyone wants his past forgotten and his present remembered |
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Churches are filled with willing people some willing to work and those willing to let them |
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Coincidence is God's way of performing miracles anonymously |
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Sophy Burnham |
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Don't bother to give God instructions: just report for duty |
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Corrie ten Boom |
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Faith hears the inaudible, sees the invisible, believes the incredible and receives the impossible |
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Faith helps us face the music even when we don't like the tune |
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Faith is like a kite. Contrary winds only raise it higher |
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FAITH is not knowing WHAT the future holds but WHO holds the future |
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Faith is telling a mountain to move and being shocked only if it doesn't |
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God does not ask about our ability or our inability but about our availability |
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God is interested in making us what we ought to be not in giving us what we think we ought to have |
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God will judge Bin Laden US Army Rangers will set up the meeting |
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God will lead you to no waters He cannot part, no brink He cannot cross, no pain He cannot bear |
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He who flees temptation should not leave a forwarding address |
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He who serves for God's sake seeks neither praise nor reward but gets both |
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William Penn |
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Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier |
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I don't fly on account of my religion I'm a devout coward |
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Henny Youngman |
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If 10% is enough for God it should be enough for the IRS |
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If prayer is you talking to God then intuition is God talking to you |
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Wayne W. Dyer |
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If you're going to sin, sin against GOD, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't |
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Hyman Rickover |
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If you're living like there is no God you better hope you're right |
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It is better to shun the bait than struggle with the hook |
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It is impossible for faith to overdraw it's account in the bank of heaven |
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It is in our lives and not from our words that our religion must be read |
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Thomas Jefferson |
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Judging by church attendance heaven will not be overcrowded with men |
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Let us so live that when we die even the undertaker will be sorry |
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Mark Twain |
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Life's road is rough, but you can make it. Hold out your hand and God will take it |
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Man's chief merit consists of resisting the impulses of his nature |
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Samuel Johnson |
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Many people never look up until they are flat on their backs |
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Many who plan to be saved at the eleventh hour die at ten-thirty |
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Most people wish to serve God but only in an advisory capacity |
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Most troubles stem from too much time on our hands and not enough on our knees |
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Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to an all knowing God |
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Corrie ten Boom |
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No one meets his failures walking down the street as often as a preacher does |
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Outside the teachings of religion there is no answer to the problems of life |
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President Calvin Coolidge |
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People change, fashions change and conditions change but God never changes |
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Billy Graham |
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Pray for faith that will not shrink when washed in the waters of affliction |
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Real repentance is sorrow for the deed not for being caught |
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Remember, whatever your religion most of the world disagrees with you |
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Satan doesn't care how lofty your intentions may be as long as they are focused on tomorrow |
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Silly people mess things up then cry "Why doesn't God do something?" |
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Temptations are like bums Treat one nicely and he returns with his friends |
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The bible says to love your neighbors and your enemies probably because they are one and the same |
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The final judgement will not consider so much what we have done as what we have become |
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The Lord doesn't take us into deep water to drown us but to develop us |
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The other man's sins like the headlights of his car always glare brighter than our own |
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The Universal Law that created miracles has NOT been repealed |
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Wayne W. Dyer |
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The worst thing for an atheist is a feeling of gratitude and no one to thank |
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There are a thousand ways of pleasing God but not one without faith |
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There is in this world far more hunger for love and appreciation than there is for bread |
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There is treasure in being good but trouble dogs the wicked |
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Proverbs 15:6 |
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There's a Dial- A-Prayer for atheists. They call a number and nobody answers |
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To be anxious about nothing is to be prayerful about everything |
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To feel sorry for the needy is not the mark of a Christian to help them is |
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To get to heaven take time to study the route that gets you there |
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Treasures in heaven are laid up only as treasures on earth are laid down |
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Walk so close to God that there is no room for the devil to come between |
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We may not know what the future holds but we know who holds the future |
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What do atheists do with their money? Surely they don't carry anything that says "In God We Trust!" |
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What the world needs is an amplifier for the still small voice |
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What you are is God's gift to you. What you become is your gift to God. |
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When at night you cannot sleep Talk to the shepherd Don’t count sheep |
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When God measures a man He puts the tape around the heart not the head |
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When I pray coincidences happen when I don't, they don't |
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When you say a situation or a person is hopeless, you are slamming the door in the face of God |
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Charles L. Allen |
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Women are always involved in spiritual affairs. Every woman I asked out said I didn't have a prayer |
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Bob Hope |
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Work for the lord. The pay isn't much but the retirement plan is out of this world |
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You cannot take your money to heaven but you can send it on ahead |
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You come in a naked little body and leave in a large wrinkled body if you're lucky |
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