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A bible that's falling apart
usually belongs to
a person who isn't |
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A collection has been defined
as a church function in which
many take a passing interest |
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A FOOL is the guy who says
Sunday is his only day to rest and
gets up at 4:30 am to go fishing |
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A second wind is what some
preacher's get when they say
"And now in conclusion." |
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All you get is today
and next week maybe
But today for sure |
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Wayne W. Dyer
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As long as there
are exams
there will be PRAYER in schools |
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Before you can know
the peace of God
You must know the God of peace |
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Better be a little
late down here
Than too early up there |
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Blessings mean I can
count on God. Commitment means
God can count on me |
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Cars aren't the only things
being recalled by their maker |
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Christianity might be a good thing
if anyone ever tried it |
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George Bernard Shaw
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Christmas is the time
when everyone wants his past
forgotten and his present remembered |
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Churches are filled with willing people
some willing to work
and those willing to let them |
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Coincidence is God's way
of performing miracles
anonymously |
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Sophy Burnham
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Don't bother to
give God instructions:
just report for duty |
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Corrie ten Boom
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Faith hears the inaudible, sees
the invisible, believes the
incredible and receives the impossible |
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Faith helps us face the music
even when we don't
like the tune |
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Faith is like a kite.
Contrary winds
only raise it higher |
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FAITH is not knowing
WHAT the future holds but
WHO holds the future |
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Faith is telling a mountain
to move and being shocked
only if it doesn't |
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God does not ask about
our ability or our inability
but about our availability |
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God is interested in making us
what we ought to be not in
giving us what we think we ought to have |
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God will judge Bin Laden
US Army Rangers
will set up the meeting |
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God will lead you to no waters
He cannot part, no brink He cannot
cross, no pain He cannot bear |
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St. Augustine
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He who flees temptation
should not leave
a forwarding address |
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He who serves for God's sake
seeks neither praise nor reward
but gets both |
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William Penn
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Hope is putting faith to work
when doubting
would be easier |
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I don't fly on account
of my religion
I'm a devout coward |
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Henny Youngman
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If 10% is enough for God
it should be enough for the IRS |
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If prayer is you talking to God
then intuition is
God talking to you |
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Wayne W. Dyer
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If you're going to sin, sin against GOD,
not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you
but the bureaucracy won't |
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Hyman Rickover
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If you're living
like there is no God
you better hope you're right |
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It is better to shun the bait
than struggle with the hook |
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It is impossible for faith
to overdraw it's account
in the bank of heaven |
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It is in our lives
and not from our words that
our religion must be read |
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Thomas Jefferson
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Judging by church attendance
heaven will not be
overcrowded with men |
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Let us so live that
when we die even
the undertaker will be sorry |
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Mark Twain
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Life's road is rough, but you
can make it. Hold out your
hand and God will take it |
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Man's chief merit
consists of resisting
the impulses of his nature |
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Samuel Johnson
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Many people never look up
until they are
flat on their backs |
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Many who plan to be saved
at the eleventh hour
die at ten-thirty |
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Most people wish
to serve God
but only in an advisory capacity |
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Most troubles stem from
too much time on our hands
and not enough on our knees |
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Never be afraid to trust
an unknown future
to an all knowing God |
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Corrie ten Boom
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No one meets his failures
walking down the street
as often as a preacher does |
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Outside the teachings of religion
there is no answer
to the problems of life |
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President Calvin Coolidge
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People change, fashions change
and conditions change
but God never changes |
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Billy Graham
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Pray for faith that will not
shrink when washed in the
waters of affliction |
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Real repentance
is sorrow for the deed
not for being caught |
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Remember, whatever your religion
most of the world
disagrees with you |
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Satan doesn't care how lofty
your intentions may be as long as
they are focused on tomorrow |
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Silly people mess things up
then cry
"Why doesn't God do something?" |
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Temptations are like bums
Treat one nicely
and he returns with his friends |
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The bible says to love your
neighbors and your enemies probably
because they are one and the same |
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The final judgement will not
consider so much what we have done
as what we have become |
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The Lord doesn't take us
into deep water to drown us
but to develop us |
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The other man's sins
like the headlights of his car
always glare brighter than our own |
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The Universal Law
that created miracles
has NOT been repealed |
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Wayne W. Dyer
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The worst thing for an atheist
is a feeling of gratitude
and no one to thank |
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There are a thousand ways
of pleasing God but
not one without faith |
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Erica Jong
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There is in this world far more
hunger for love and appreciation
than there is for bread |
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There is treasure in being good
but trouble dogs the wicked |
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Proverbs 15:6
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There's a Dial- A-Prayer
for atheists. They call
a number and nobody answers |
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To be anxious about nothing
is to be prayerful
about everything |
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To feel sorry for the needy
is not the mark of a Christian
to help them is |
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To get to heaven
take time to study the route
that gets you there |
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Treasures in heaven are laid up
only as treasures on earth
are laid down |
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Walk so close to God
that there is no room
for the devil to come between |
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We may not know what
the future holds but
we know who holds the future |
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What do atheists do with their
money? Surely they don't carry
anything that says "In God We Trust!" |
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What the world needs
is an amplifier
for the still small voice |
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What you are
is God's gift to you.
What you become is your gift to God. |
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When at night you cannot sleep
Talk to the shepherd
Don’t count sheep |
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When God measures a man
He puts the tape
around the heart not the head |
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When I pray coincidences happen
when I don't, they don't |
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When you say a situation or a person
is hopeless, you are slamming
the door in the face of God |
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Charles L. Allen
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Women are always involved in spiritual
affairs. Every woman I asked out
said I didn't have a prayer |
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Bob Hope
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Work for the lord. The pay
isn't much but the retirement plan
is out of this world |
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You cannot take
your money to heaven
but you can send it on ahead |
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You come in a naked little body
and leave in a large wrinkled body
if you're lucky |
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