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Gary Owens
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Elephants live longer than man
They don’t worry
about losing weight |
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Joan Rivers
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He looked like he had been
poured into his clothes
and had forgotten to say when |
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P.G.Wodehouse
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Bruce McIntyre
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If God wanted me to touch my toes
He'd have put them on my knees |
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If only we could switch
alcohol's effect on brain cells
to fat cells |
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It's hard to be fit as
a fiddle when you're
shaped like a CELLO |
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Nothing in the world
arouses more false hope
than the first four hours of a diet |
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Barbara Enberg
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WEIGHT LOSS SECRET
Keep an open mind
And a closed refrigerator |
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You're not getting FAT
The pull of gravity is getting stronger |
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