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A woman has the last word in
any arguement. What a man says
after that is the start of a new arguement |
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A woman is incomplete
until she is married
Then she is finished |
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Finally found something
that can do the work of 10 men
ONE WOMAN |
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For a single woman
preparing for company means
wiping the lipstick off the milk carton |
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Elayne Boosler
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It looks like Hollywood brides
keep the flowers
and throw away the groom |
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Groucho Marx
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Keeping a secret from a woman
is like trying to smuggle
daylight past a rooster |
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Man was created before woman
but then you always make a rough
draft before creating a masterpiece |
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Most women's magazines have
fifty pages of recipes
and fifty pages of diets |
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No, I haven't met Mr. right!
But I've met Mr. Cheap,
Mr. Rude and Mr. Cocky! |
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There are two ways to
argue with a woman.
Neither one works! |
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Tide and time wait for no man
but time stands still
for a woman of thirty |
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Robert Frost
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WIDOW - a woman
who knows where her
husband is at all times |
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Women can never be as
successful as men. They
don't have wives to advise them |
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Women have a speech impediment
They have to stop to breath |
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Women have been placed at a
disadvantage. Men can now
travel faster than sound |
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Women won't be equal to men 'til they've
got a bald head and beer belly
and think they're still attractive to the opposite sex |
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