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A leader does the right thing
a manager does the thing right |
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A truly great leader is one who
never lets his followers know
he is as ignorant as they are |
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Any mother could handle
the jobs of several traffic controllers
with ease |
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Lisa Alther
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Albert Einstein
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Doing nothing is extremely
tiresome 'cause you can't
stop to rest |
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Getting up and going to work
is a pain but at least I don't
have to be fully awake to do it! |
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God gives every bird
it's food
but doesn't drop it in its nest |
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He who is not afraid
to face the music
may someday lead the band |
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He who is waiting for
something to turn up
might start with his shirtsleeves! |
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He who wants milk should not
just sit in the pasture waiting for
a cow to back up to him |
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He who wants to make
a place in the sun
should expect blisters |
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Humor is the lubricating oil
of business
It prevents friction |
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I am only one, but I am one.
I cannot do everything
but I can do something |
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Edward Everett Hale
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I have a responsible job here
I'm responsible
for everything that goes wrong |
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I never did anything worth doing by accident
nor did any of my inventions come by
accident, they came by work |
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Thomas Edison
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I never liked being a salesman
ever since my first two orders -
Get out! and Stay out! |
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IN CASE OF FIRE - Do not panic!
Just flee the building with the same
reckless abondon that occurs at quitting time |
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In show business the key word
is 'honesty.' Once you learn to
fake that the rest is easy |
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George Burns
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It does a person no good
to sit up and take notice
if he keeps sitting |
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It's great to have
your feet on the ground
but keep them moving |
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Laziness travels slowly
And is quickly
overtaken by poverty |
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Ted Turner
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Learn from the clock
that it passes the time
by keeping it's hands busy |
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Man wanted to work
in dynamite factory.
Must be willing to travel |
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Wanda L. Piccini
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Most is accomplished
By folks pressed for time
tired or not feeling well |
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My boss wants me to work
8 hours and sleep 8 hours
just not the same 8 hours |
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One who knows HOW to work
will always have a job
working for one who knows WHY |
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Septic Pumping to your satisfaction
Or double your load back |
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Sign at a towing company -
We don't charge an arm
and a leg - we want tows |
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Wanda L. Piccini
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Sign on a muffler shop -
No need to make an appointment
we hear you coming |
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Wanda L. Piccini
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Sign on a plumber's truck
We repair
what your husband fixed |
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Wanda L. Piccini
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Wanda L. Piccini
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Sixty-five is the age at which
one acquires enough experience
to lose his job |
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Some dream of worthy achievement,
while others stay awake
and make it happen |
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Sometimes it's not good enough
to do your best You have
to do what's required |
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Winston Churchill
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The early bird gets the worm
but the second mouse
GETS THE CHEESE |
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This machine
will cut your work in half
Two of them and you wont be needed |
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To be a leader
you need a bunch of people
dumb enough to follow |
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Spanish Proverb
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Too often I find that
the volume of paper expands
to fill the available briefcases |
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Jerry Brown
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WANTED
Workers in early twenties
with forty years experience |
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Wanted: Man to
take care of cow that
doesn't drink or smoke |
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Wanda L. Piccini
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When a man retires and time
is no longer of importance he is
generally presented with a watch |
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Work is not a curse.
It is the prerogative of intelligence
and the measure of civilization |
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President Calvin Coolidge
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Workaholic motto in
Silicon Valley
"Stop for lunch and you are lunch!" |
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